GENUINE FAKE CREWNECK

$2,900

PRICE, HONESTLY.

Fabric & sewing
$38
Print
$12
Logistics
$5
Margin (we're honest, not reasonable)
$2,845
Brand value
$0
Total
$2,900
Brand value $0 is not a typo.

Heavyweight cotton fleece. Screen-printed confession. No artisan wept while making this — a machine did most of the work, honestly and quickly.

CARE

Machine wash cold. This garment will not appreciate in value. Do not resell — nobody will believe you.

Serial No. PGF-2025-0001 — verify your fake

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