100% AUTHENTIC LONGSLEEVE

$2,400

PRICE, HONESTLY.

Fabric & sewing
$30
Print
$10
Logistics
$5
Margin (we're honest, not reasonable)
$2,355
Brand value
$0
Total
$2,400
Brand value $0 is not a typo.

Midweight cotton jersey. Six true words, printed in color. Every claim on this shirt is accurate, which is more than most brands can say.

CARE

Machine wash cold. Colors will not fade faster than your interest in logos. Do not resell — nobody will believe you.

Serial No. PGF-2025-0002 — verify your fake

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